Where's My Sugar Daddy At?



elloellenoh:

liberalisnotadirtyword:

Yes, I prefer Bernie Sanders. But if Hillary Clinton’s the nominee, I’m voting for her. I will be damned if I live in a country with a President Cruz or President Trump.

Important to remember. We must vote. If you choose not to vote because you prefer Bernie over Hilary or vice versa, then it essentially becomes a vote for the Republican party. Please vote.

(via itsnow-ornever)

eluciidate:

voting in your state’s primary election is lit

(Source: xoellle)

bisexualbrucewayne:

i am so delighted by cats, i love that we have little bendy animals that climb all over everything and break shit and dart around our homes at top speed and we’re totally cool with it like “ah yes, there it goes again”

(via thxcpillow-deactivated20170527)

bansheeandclyde:

honestly it’s been 8 yrs and i still can’t believe webkinz legitimately used to cost like $15-$20. what the fuck. what the actual fuck. how much did it cost to even make webkinz?? not that much. the profits must have been like 90%. there’s this random generation of kids born between like 1995-2002 who faced this ridiculous financial injustice and there are some millionaires out there right now in mansions made of money and that weird cheap webkinz fur because of us

(Source: ouijaangel, via fucktheflagandfuckyou)

sese24:
“ konpozaa:
“ salty-and-slightlyspicy:
“ 440-tuneit:
“ salty-and-slightlyspicy:
“ 440-tuneit:
“ flagget:
“ 440-tuneit:
“ salty-and-slightlyspicy:
“ Dammit I forgot to bring my pineapple to class
”
Fun fact: One time in my English class, this...
adults: college 2 expensive??? just apply 4 scholarships!! it's that easy!! apply to every singl one and u can pay 4 the college, ur just a lazy millennial (:
scholarships: $500 Scholarship, must be grad student majoring in neurobiology, must provide SSN, very large essay, impressive resume, published work and research, birth certificate, organ donor, ran a marathon. also ur competing against 2 million other students, good luck!!
me: why
lucy-pepper:
“ David Gilmour, lost in thought
I wonder what he’s thinking about 😌
”

tippingvelvets:

400% of mental illness is thinking this is probably just how hard life is for everyone and you just can’t handle it because you’re a whiny baby who isn’t trying hard enough.

(Source: kingsoftheimpossible, via stirrup--studies)

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